Alleged Burglar Warms Up Bottle For Crying Baby

Link: http://www.wishtv.com/

INDIANAPOLIS – An 18-year-old is in police custody after he warmed up a bottle for a crying baby inside the house he was allegedly robbing. Indianapolis police arrested the suspect at Arlington High School on Tuesday after receiving a tip from a television viewer saw surveillance video on a newscast.

Detectives said two suspects forced their way into a home on Friday morning and began ransacking the house. Police said that when a baby started crying, one of them warmed a bottle in a microwave oven and gave it to a child to feed the baby.

The suspect was being held on charges of burglary, robbery, criminal confinement and pointing a firearm.

Information from: WISH-TV, http://www.wishtv.com/

NOW THAT IS A DEFINITE - WTF?! OMG! DT

You Might Be An Asshole... IF

BELOW IS JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING THAT I HAVE WRITTEN AS A REMINDER... GET A GOOD LAUGH OR GET PISSED-OFF. THAT'S ON YOU. GIRLS DO THIS SHIT TOO... SO, GUYS, DON'T HATE! lol.

THIS IS IN REFERENCE TO GUYS AND GIRLS THAT DO THESE THINGS. SO, GUYS Don't HATE. lol.

-You believe nothing is ever YOUR fault and you never do anything wrong... You blame everyone else.

-You lie about WHY you bought condoms. Nigga PLEASE! (nigga = slang; loser, piece of shit, etc.) Why do you need them? Your girlfriend has some for you to use with her and you both keep a count of them. WHY do you need your own?

-You buy condoms AFTER an argument with your girlfriend and then go out of town for the weekend. and... You neglect to call or text your girlfriend while you're away.

-You flirt with everyone you come in contact with and tell them "I want to get to know you better". and... You don't care, knowing this hurts your girlfriends feelings.

-You turn your phone away from your girlfriends view when you read/answer a text. Always claiming it is "one of your boys".

-You ask your girlfriend to show more interest in you and then you ignore her when she gives you her attention.

-You only call your girlfriend when you need something or want something OR if you need to "get your dick off".

-You never take your girlfriend with you to: parties, to hang out with friends and never involve them in anything you do.

-You "talk shit" about your girlfriend to your friends so that they will always "have your back".

-You lie to cover your ass and can never keep your lies straight. and... When you are "called out" on it you swear that the other person is the one that can't keep the story straight or YOU were just "misunderstood". THEN... You get angry and throw insults and threats to your girlfriend.

-You insist on hanging out ALONE with X-girlfriends you have: fucked, they sucked you off or you have otherwise been interested in including girls you call your "friends".

-You insist on having your "privacy" and demand that a call is made BEFORE your girlfriend shows up at your house. (is this so you have time to get someone out and to keep from getting "caught"?)

-You don't want your girlfriend to be friends with YOUR friends out of fear that you will get "found out".

-You keep your girlfriend your "dirty little secret" so you can "have your cake and EAT it too".

-You want your girlfriend to "make time" for you, but you never want to make time for her.

-You SAY you're "going to bed" but you are REALLY "going to bed to FUCK some other girl". (now we know why you bought your own condoms, as you say "it's better to be safe than sorry") Yeah... We all know you're SORRY.... NOW APOLOGIZE!

-You NEVER have time to text your girlfriend to say "I love you", "How is your day", "I miss you", etc, but you expect her to do it for YOU.

-You don't want her, but you don't want anyone else to have her either so you stick around to try and hang on to her (as you say) "she is your property".

-You always know what to do and say to get her back... Always ending the same way. "Your gratification, her broken heart and disappointment".

-You tell her she is the best thing that has ever happened to you, but you treat her like shit. She treats you like a king... How fucked up is that?

-You tell her she is the only one, but you are always looking for someone "better". The grass is NOT always greener on the other side you stupid piece of shit! What's worse, you tell her that you are waiting to dump her when you find someone "better".

-You demand respect and loyalty from HER, but you never show her the same respect and loyalty. "Once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater"!

-Your girlfriend calls you and you frequently answer the phone saying: "I'm busy, I gotta go" and quickly hang up OR you just don't answer...

-You don't answer her texts.

-You consider women to ONLY be good for "one thing". SEX. and... You say all women are whores.

-You believe it IS ok to flirt, in a sexual manner, online to other girls and try to "hook-up" with them when you have a girlfriend. This IS cheating retard! YOU SHOULD NOT be thinking about anyone BUT YOUR girlfriend. Show your girlfriend some respect ASSHOLE!

-You receive a text/email with a half naked or naked picture of another girl and your girlfriend sees it. Under the picture it says "Here is the picture you asked for. I know you really like this one babe". This girl is your "friend" and her number is in your phone on speed dial... Then YOU claim to: not know the girl, say you don't talk to the girl, you knew nothing about it, but you can't explain the pussy-shot this same "friend" sent you that you have SAVED to your phone under "local girls I'm fucking".

-You tell your girlfriend that what you do is "none of her damn business".

-You are a lazy mutha fucker and: you make up lame ass excuses to NOT go to work, you frequently call in late and then complain because you have no money. This is YOUR fault asshole, not your boss' fault!

-You believe that fucking another girl that is not in the same area code as your girlfriend as "not cheating". If you have a girlfriend and you stick your dick in another girl YOU ARE CHEATING!

Last, but certainly NOT least...

YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN ASSHOLE!

© Damiana Terror

Yeah... They Make A Pill For That!

Hello to all... (this was a rant on Myspace. lol) For those of you that know me and especially for those of you that do not know me.

I just wanted to clear up a few things about myself and the industry in general.

One thing that really pisses me off is the idea that a lot of people have been making statements about models being whores, showing their "stuff" all over the internet. First of all for those of you that think that FUCK YOU and delete me NOW. I am NOT that kind of girl for sure. So FUCK YOU, delete me, I do not care! Secondly, some of us that do in fact "model" do it because we are good at it, it is our art form and we have a passion for it. I do not have sex with anyone that I work with, shoot with, etc. To further that statement, I would like to say that I am straight edge as hell when it comes to sex. If I am NOT in a relationship, I am not having sex. So for you perverted fucks that would like to think otherwise, yeah FUCK YOU - DELETE ME! I do this by choice.

What you see here on online is me, sure. But it is NOT me either. I live a very simple, normal life. Half the time I do not wear makeup, I usually keep my hair in a ponytail, wearing sweat pants, etc. When I go out I do not "glam it up" unless it is a special occasion or if I am with friends. Yeah... I go to the mailbox in my big, fluffy, pink bathrobe and I do not give a shit who sees me in it. =P If you have read my profile then you know that I am definitely a nerd and proud of it! lol.

So, next time you stupid fucks want to run your mouths remember this... You know nothing of what you speak! You have created a monster within yourself and you need to control it. Yeah, they make a pill for that. So, see a doctor and get rid of the monster. If you do not approve of what I do then you fucked up by adding me. I do not need your approval.

I am really trying to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass. So, say what you will. It doesn't matter to me. The way you feel is YOUR problem, not mine. I could give a shit less what you or anyone else thinks.

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT KNOW ME OR HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW ME, HAVE MET ME, ETC... Thanks so much for your support, love and kindness! You know I appreciate it!

Hugs to all! Even the haters because you are the ones that need a hug the most! =P

One more thing for the haters...

"Your persistent willingness to hate and judge is like drinking poison expecting the other person to die."

Think about that... You are only hurting yourself and making yourself miserable.

Peace out!

© Damiana Terror

Tell Me to My Fucking Face

Incessant bitching is baaack! By popular demand!

IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY PLEASE DO NOT GO ANY FURTHER! IT WAS REQUESTED (by an anonymous reader that missed out) THAT I RE POST, SO I DECIDED TO POST THIS YET AGAIN (after having to delete it from Myspace, lol) I LOVE TO WRITE, HOWEVER I DO FEEL LIKE THIS FROM TIME TO TIME AS WE ALL DO. IF YOU THINK THIS IS IN FACT ABOUT YOU, YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE A PROBLEM AND NEED TO REEVALUATE YOURSELF. IF YOU LIKE TO READ BRAINLESS BULLSHIT THEN KEEP READING AND ENJOY!

Tell Me to My Fucking Face

You know...I look around me and all I see are posers, wannabe's, and fakes... Insecure little girls trying to get attention (you know who you are!!) send out a cry for help in the form of *Oh I am not pretty* blah blah blah! Only to have their whorish, slutty friends compliment them in comments to no end just to boost their ever failing egos and yours! Damn... GROW THE FUCK UP! FUCK YOU! If you would drop your bullshit and acquire some confidence you would not need to be catered to CONSTANTLY! If you have a glitch with me, TELL ME TO MY FUCKING FACE! I am ego free; I am the real deal and hide nothing, UNLIKE YOU!

Only SKANKS, deprived insecure bitches, home wrecking whores, narcissistic fuck's and dumb asses meet, hookup with, I.M. and give out their personal info ONLINE! You should be more concerned with your own safety and the people around you (their safety) and stop thinking about yourself. The world does NOT gyrate around you like YOU THINK it does! Further more... Those of you that use someone else's pic rather than your own should be hung - plain and simple. If you use someone else's pic you are clearly one trifling mother fucker that is only looking to instigate trouble. GET A FUCKING LIFE! Oh... One more thing... BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR and take into account the consequences. If you want to play with the big dogs, you better get out of your puppy stage. Don't dish out your bullshit if you can't take it when it is thrown back in your face. Have a nice day kiddies!


LMFAO!! REAL TALK, BITCHES! I don't have time for your drama; your man is your responsibility. Honestly, I wouldn't piss in your ass if your guts were on fire, yes, this means you. Try not to breathe too much in that little bottle that you call *your world*... I see your lid is on very tight. Careful, now, you might run out of air before you are able to cause the last little bit of drama you set out to project on everyone around you! Cause and effect, cunts! In the end you will suffer by your own hand, being the piece of shit, fake ass little cry baby that you never wanted anyone to see...the REAL you! Last, but not least... This is just a friendly reminder to immature dumb little cunts that love drama… Fuck off, please and thank you!

© Damiana Terror

Are You on the *D* Pad Man?

Yeah...It’s About Drugs.

Ok so you get stoned... Am I to discuss this? Yes, I am... Suddenly, someone in the room questions whether "the D pad" is the same thing as "the G spot". Can you say DENSE? What the fuck are you thinking? Yeah get stoned, play video games and be very oblivious to where the "D" pad is on the game controller. Really...how many of you fuckers have done this. You are not funny at all. RETARDED would be a better word. It is amazing to me that people can even use the imposable thumbs they have to hold food, and actually make it land in their mouths. Munchies, you say… Wipe the drool from your chin! Whatever, you are extremely DENSE!

So, now that we have covered the DENSE part, let the adventure take us even further to the "do you realize how foolish you look when you are high" phase... Shit... Ok, damn. Squinting eyes with wide smiles make your eyes look nonexistent. Have you used eye drops? No, I do not think you have. However, other than the glassed over, bloodshot mess that you play your video games through I just want to know one thing… Do you have super powers too?

As I listen to the muffled laughter, semi intelligent expressions of "dude", "holy shit" and many other brainless phrases, it appears that your senses have slowed WAY down… Let us not even get alcohol involved. OK! Let us have a drink... This is the part where you assume you are in control, but you crash and burn still not being able to tell the difference between "the D pad" and "the G spot". I am just going to guess this is where the "super powers" come in to play... More like the LITTLE engine that could, or at least thought he could... IF you are stoned and or drunk, you cannot, so do not even try.

Remove the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sticker from your dogs head. He does not like that. Stop telling your dog he has super powers... He does not... YOU just imagine he does because you are moving at a very UNHURRIED speed. The dog on the other hand is moving at a natural speed. No the dog is not talking to you. He is trying to remove the TMNT sticker off his head because you still suppose it is funny and you still believe the dog has super powers.

The differentiation is this:

"The D pad" - is primarily located on a game controller.

"The G spot" - clearly located in an area that you could not find because you are still confusing it with "the D pad"... Admit you are manipulating the WRONG "button" and you know the difference between the two. "Winks"

The dog does NOT have super powers. It is an illusion. The dog hates you, knows you are an idiot and wants to bite the shit out of you. Yeah, that will execute your buzz!

IF you think you can, you really cannot. Sober up and try, try again...

Now that you know the differences, have a nice day. Think about what you do before you do it and, eh... do not drive while you are inebriated. In fact, do not get fucked up. It just makes the world a dumber place.

Keep the rest of us out of harm's way from your ignorance.

Finally, do not do drugs.

© Damiana Terror